| OH no! Just when you thought it was safe to venture into a bookshop again, up pops Jakey Rowling, below, author of Larry Stutter And The Mother Of All Hangovers and other moneyspinners, to announce that a book of fairy tales will be on sale in time for Christmas. All sales, says Ms Jakey, will go to a children’s charity. What she does not say is that this altruistic gesture will keep her name in the public eye for yet another year. What have we done that we must suffer so? Are we never to be relieved of our pain? |
